Today our Governor suspended any movement through the reopening phases that he implemented several months ago. Indefinitely. The lock-down will continue. I feel like we will never be done with this…
I’m having trouble adulting this week. I’m tired of COVID, I’m tired of immature people, I’m tired of seeing so many people suffering.
So to provide something a bit more light, here are some things I’ve learned in lock-down.
- In an average week, I spend approximately 95% of my time alone; I’ve been loosely keeping track. One week recently I got down to 90%; that was unusual. No wonder I get lonely.
- On the marshmallow roasting curve, I’m a four.
- Since the lock-down began, I have read 19 books.
- I’m really, really craving a Scotch egg.
- I seriously think of taking the seats back out of my car, putting the bed back in, and taking off. Every. Single. Day. This leads to a lot of obsessing about my early retirement…
- I have done four puzzles since the lock-down started, but haven’t done any in the last month or so. Maybe I should start a new one.
- Last night was the first night this summer that it was too hot too sleep. I consider that an improvement from July 1, when I had to turn the heat back on.
- Recently I discovered that Costco is selling boozy otter pops and I may now be ruined for life. Genius!
- Google “I smell like beef,” and watch the Katie Ryan YouTube video. Trust me.
- Today I ate what was suspiciously like a Cheese Puff; it was in my bag of Cheetos. It was all light and puffy and gross. This describes everything that’s wrong with 2020. There is no room in the world for cheese puffs. 2020 is a cheese puff.
But remember… We’ll get through this. Together, but separate…